its hard to get excited for an event like this, i've always been a Bugs Bunny guy. You see, Bugs always told it like it is. Mickey has been lying and manipulating for 81 years. Its not his fault, his creator fostered his politics along with his existence. Alleged backing of the Nazis, Joe McCarthy's best friend, corporate greed, i mean— i'm not sure if there is anything on this planet that disgusts me more than Disney...
Kevin Smith goes so far as to accuse Disney of breaking the first commandment in his film, 'Dogma'. Of course he never mentions Disney by name and its not Mickey Mouse that is used in this dichotomy, but a cow. Moobie. The idea is the same though, a large scale media corporation that has made kids believe Mickey Mouse is bigger than god. Now, i'm not a believer so that doesn't bother me any, i have other fish to fry...
for instance, Disney is responsible for Britney Spears, a crime against humanity in its own right. They along with Fox have cornered the market on sports television and actually made it unenjoyable to watch. If i am subjected to one more piece of cross promotion i might go on a killing spree. With its considerable financial might Disney is capable of shoving anything it wants down your throat and you are made to like it, after all Mickey says so...
the last straw came as i strolled through Roosevelt Field mall not too long ago and notice that Disney open a store where you can come in and plan your vacation to Disney World, because in these hard financial times why shouldn't you come to Disney World and plunk down the last of your good money...
so excuse me, if you are a Mickey Mouse fan, freak or lover, i could care less if it his birthday. Its only another reason for the Disney corporation to take another dollar from you...
i'm sure you are well aware that christmas is coming. How about passing on the Disney Store and giving you children, nieces or nephews something they can build, be creative with or learn with, rather than another videotape with a talking dog or some other Disney inspired nonsense...
happy birthday you fascist pig...
2 comments:
Um, that is fascist mouse to you, pal. I am all for the killing spree, but The Mickey Mouse Club deux also brought us Goestling.
That's it, I've had enough of him, he's got to go.
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