make yourself a bacon sandwich...
my version of the classic BLT:
bacon—use turkey, use soy if your vegan but don't forget the bacon. KISS once wrote god gave rock and roll to you. The success of KISS helps disproves the existence of god. The existence of bacon, however, is an excellent argumentin favor of a supreme being...
romaine and radicchio—if your going die, die with your roughage on...
plum tomatoes—Lenny Lamps says tomatoes look like little abortions. Lenny watches NASCAR...
bauer's mustard on whole Grain bread—Bauer's is the official mustard of Sandwich Masters tm, whole grain bread is the official bread of your healthy colon...
cheddar Cheese—'nuff said
what did you have for lunch?...
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