got constellation in pocket...

the judge has accused me of selling out. Of taking favors. Being on the arm. Look to the right—ads for Michael Bloomberg. Is the constellation endorsing Bloomberg for Mayor? No. I might endorse the new Monsters of Folk record, or Lorna Doones, i might even endorse 4 cent check i'll get from google ads for the month of October, but i do not endorse people. For lamb's sack, i hate people...

so the Judge thinks i can be bought, the unemployed, former record store clerk, bartender, keyman, porter, non-union electrician's assistant, struggling screenwriter for the last 13 years since i've graduated with a Bachelors in Communication Arts. Sure, i've been on the take this whole time. Like the time i was standing on line in Jamaica begging for Medicaid or when i was stripping scrap wire for copper to find my way out of the fourth circle of hell. So it stands to reason i'd be on the take right now. Living the good life on unemployment benefits and the benefits from another short lived job i never really wanted in the first place...

i'm the anti sell out. i've got integrity to go. i'm the father of guerrilla finance and with that in mind, i decided last month to hook up with google ads and try to make some money off this blog. You see, the Constellation isn't free. Here i am, saving lives daily, stoking the doldrums of your creativity and contempt, imploring you to think and offering an aside to your humdrum existence. Its exhausting, it keeps me from finding gainful employment, so i'm seeking compensation through google adsense. Sue me. In fact, i'll give you the 4 cent check i will receive for the month of October. That's what i made with an average of 15 readers per day when i've posted...

and as for the Bloomberg ad, all of this talk about Bloomberg isn't helping. Adsense will post ads relevant to content, so, keep talking about Bloomberg and you get Bloomberg. Talk about the New York Jets, you get the New York Jets, talk about donkey punch, you get...

hold on, just got a call, Mike Bloomberg just let me know he was pleased with the bounce in his numbers since i posted the 'consider' piece last week. Let's stay within the parameters of the forum here. i demand logic...

if this society is going to force capitalism on me then capitalism it is. Why shouldn't i get a little something for my work? Is it not worth it? Don't answer that, just keep reading...

the Yankees just called to brag that my prediction was wrong—damn Yankees, at least their reading...