Wednesday, April 20, 2011

running commetary...

in an effort to get my point across to New York Knicks coach Mike D'Antoni and to provide the best possible outcome in game 3 of the NBA Playoffs i will use my considerable prowess as an affiliate marketing writer...

Coach Mike D'Antoni of the New York Knicks facing the Boston Celtics in the first round of the 2011 NBA Eastern Conference Playoffs game 3 should be sure to redeem his Superstar Carmelo Anthony, husband of La La Vazquez not to be confused with Lamar Odom of Queens' prep high school Christ the King who is married to Khloe Kardashian, coupon to save on splitting double teams and showing patience in the far-wing post. Save with special discount offensive opportunities when you play the pick and roll from the high post rather than the wing and receive additional New York Knicks fans approval by instructing basketball superstar Carmelo Anthony married to La La Vazquez—Nuyorican actress, disc jockey and television host, to post one on one inside the three point line in order to ensure the spin dribble to the left and skip pass to the opposite wing for maximum scoring and open shots in late game situations versus the Boston Celtics in the 2011 NBA Eastern Conference Playoffs Round 1, Game 3.

can't say i didn't give it a supreme effort...

as a Knick fan it is difficult not to chew D'Antoni's head off for the poor execution the team has shown in the final minutes of both games but at the end of the day, the Celtics have snuck out of their home court winning game by a total of 3 points with the help of some Vegas officiating and untimely injuries to vital pieces of the Knicks. 0-2 going home with three days rest and yet to play a mistake free game—i'll take it...

as an aside, if Anthony does what he did tonight another 15-20 times in the playoffs during his career as a Knick number 7 will be hanging in the Madison Square Garden rafters in 10 years or so, along with a championship banner or two...

on with the show...

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