the constellation would like to take this opportunity to welcome Olivia Grace, daughter of proud parents the bastard and lady friend (soon to be partner in crime). While the constellation is confused by the logic of such an event—we here in the constellation don't see the reasoning behind adding to the overcrowding of our fine planet, but she has my last name, so constellation be damned!...
so without further adieu, welcome Olivia...
congrats to the two-time poppa and first time mom and the lovely Olivia—may you get our eyes and common sense but be spared the sweating...
hey bastard, don't you think you guys should have waited until censored material returned? He may not talk to you for a week or so for such an egregious misstep in protocol...
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