Tuesday, March 16, 2010

see me, feel me, touch me, and while your at it...

Is it so far fetched that this Tiger Woods scandal is a sham?...

Is it possible that rather than a sex scandal we are dealing with something else?...

What do you think is more acceptable, cheating on your wife or abusing pain meds?...

How about gambling? A bunch of years back Michael Jordan retired from basketball. He was in his prime in the middle of a contentious conference finals versus the New York Knicks when a story came out that he spent the time between games in that series losing a ton of cash in Atlantic City. He then won his third NBA Finals a few weeks later. Not long after that his father was found murdered an apparent victim of a car jacking—only problem is that the two kids, who are still doing time, forgot to jack the car and left it there with James Jordan's body still in it. Charles Barkley was on record telling stories of Michael's wagering excess on the golf course. And there he was talking about how he had nothing to prove. Nothing to prove?! Bill Russell is still trying to find someone to prove something to him and his 11 championship rings and 5 Finals MVP's. Jordan for all his airness, never came close to that even after coming back a year and half later and winning three more titles! It was always my belief that NBA Commissioner David Stern, rather then suspend the man who single handily revitalized and transcended the game of professional basketball, chose to give Jordan a reprieve—"Sit out, Mike, call it retirement—no big deal. Come back in a year or so, it'll be great. We'll get balloons and everything"...

The murder of James Jordan was always a screwy to me. The crime scene was a mess, there were no leads and then all of a sudden to kids were in custody. In a flash they were tried and convicted and now doing the better part of their lives in the slam. The "crime scene" in Windemere, Fla is a little screwy as well...

The town police are clamoring to talk to Woods, who basically, through his lawyer, tells Matlock and Barney to fuck off. Then he shows up and they give a ticket. A fucking ticket. "All done Mr. Woods!"...

Woods had knee surgery in the middle of 2008. Came back in 2009 and had a decent run early in the schedule before bottoming out and looking more than mortal by the end of the year. Some would say he came back to fast from the surgery, that the knee might not be properly healed. Look, Tiger has had four knees surgeries on the same knee. He had torn ligaments and a double stress fracture in his leg and played through it for 10 months...

Isn't there anyone else who thinks this guy has been abusing pain meds for the past two years? That maybe, just maybe, he spent the lions share at the Pine Grove Clinic in Scottsdale, AZ being treated for his addiction to pain meds?...

Funny thing, Arizona is a hotbed for off season golf, the Scottsdale/Phoenix area in particular, much like Florida. Is so hard to believe that in between detox and group Tiger has been shagging 400 footers on the Biltmore Estate?...

I don't doubt the rest of this story, that he's been cheating on his wife and this and that. Acting erratically with these ladies and his wife, but if the dude has been high as a Limbaugh for the past two years could you really blame him. When he crashed into that hydrant outside of his driveway, do you really think he knew what day it is? If Tiger has been abusing pain meds for a long stretch than he might as well have been Tommy...

Tiger, can you hear me?...

I bring it all up because its been about 4 and a half months since the incident and the exposure of his "indiscretions." Less than a month since he stood up in front of a gaggle of wafer-brained reporters hand picked by Ari Fleischer, who just reeks of integrity coming off his last gig, stating that he had no idea if or when he would come back to professional golf, announced today that he would return to the Masters—IN THREE WEEKS!!...

So, I get it, you're all broken up, and your family is a mess. Check. You are going to try and repair the damage you inflicted on your wife and babies. Check. "Alright boys, let's hit the links!"...

Watch him rock it out in Augusta, like nothing happened...

Conspiracy theory? Sure. I'm crazy? Probably. Am i wrong? Doubt it...

Shit, Don't get me started on the Ben Roethlisberger, Rooney Family/ESPN cover up—part deux...

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