the film(s) star Ashton Kutcher...
i know, he's soooooo cute but, really, he's been out-done by Tommy Chong...
the rest of the cast have the salary of soap opera actors...
Hart Bochner?!
the first trailer you see for the film is two nights before its release date...
Really, i've been watching the Final Destination trailer for the last moth and a half, begging for the film to come out so I don't have to see it anymore, ditto for The Time Traveler's Wife. This thing shows up Wednesday, comes out on Friday. Now that's sneaking it in under the wire...
the release date is in the middle of August...
usually, high profile summer movies are released in June or around holidays, usually, i mean; i could be wrong and all...
the tag line of the trailer is the narration of Kutcher—who sounds absolutely thrilled to be reading this script, "I thought life would be like a Van Halen video. Damn Van Halen."...
note to the writer; Van Halen hasn't made a video for over a decade. Kutcher wasn't born when Van Halen I came out. Script girl? We need to make a change here...
ashton's beau Demi Moore is said to be very proud of her man's work...
she's still alive?...
while you are at it, you should avoid Final Destination and the Time Travelers Wife as well. Go see The Hangover again, if its still out, or stare at a brick wall—the entertainment level will be comparable...
you're welcome...
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