Saturday, May 2, 2009

i call bullshit...vol.3

a couple of things bothering me this fine Saturday afternoon...

1. if you are going to drive like a little girl, buy a bike—with pink tassels!—the world has no time for you, especially this Metropolitan Avenue corner of it...

2. fox sports needs to stop sucking so much cock, and start covering baseball games with some focus and professional acumen. The first step was ridding us of McCarver, but Buck doesn't even watch the game, and the cavalcade of color-commentary clowns they parade out there have the knowledge of Willie Randolph! I come from the school of Velasquez and Toppi—its time to report and comment to the bar, not set it at my ankles...

3. PCs are cheaper because:
a. they do not come with an operating system.
b. a web cam, a music player/store, film editing program, music editing program etc— these things are sold separately.
c. are shoddy pieces of shit
please, i beg of you, do yourself a favor and stop drinking the Gates-laden kool aid, buy a Mac and save the world, buy a PC and constantly have to re-boot it ad-nauseum...

ok, i'm done with you, enjoy...

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